Baphomet is pretty badass. Satan? Also a badass. But what about Santa? My man is super badass! So think about it, Baphomet has wings, horns, is strong as hell, and people always mistake him for Satan! Almost hard to tell the two apart! So why don't you put your hands together and help me introduce Baph-O-Claus! He is the best of the three. Welcome to Christmas in Hell kids!

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